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Are you tired of the bullshit that your family shoves down your throat? The crap that you have to put up with just to get along with the pesky mother fuckers? Enough fights and disputes to make an insane asylum look like a picnic? Well do tell! I've heard so many people say some shit about their families that sort of makes you wonder what the deal is. So if you happen to be one of those people than feel free to share your horrible experience.
AIMING
I once heard about one guy who hasn't spoken to his family in over thirty years! They must have done SOMETHING to that poor man. Another person officially disowned hers. Things got so bad that she litterally said enough is enough. Because she sevred those ties, they can't get to her ever again. Seems like most people who hate their families are just whinny teenagers who have yet to really learn anything. So I don't like to know about their stories, most teens are just going through a "phase". However, if you are older and your family has been a burden for what seems like the time you came out of the womb, now that is something else entirely.
You see people easily forget the fact that your family is human as well. They may say that they support you and that they will care for you, but be forwarned- no one is perfect. We would all like to sit here and think that our family will protect us, support us, and praise us but you should always prepare to be dissappointed. SERIOUSLY. Human beings in general are foolish and full of crap and your family is no different.
Try to think about all of the empty promises, all of the lies or buried secrets, all of the treachery and backstabbing that you had to endure. Family my ass, if you start out with a family that can't treat you well than obviously you aren'tgonna be the most happy S.O.B. around. Your family will put the biggest influence on you and if they not only screwd up at the beginning but CONTINUE to do so well into your post teen years then something is very wrong indeed.
AND FIRE!
1. Never forget that your family are people first and as such they will probably satisfy their own needs before yours. Be weary of bullshit answers when you ask for something simple.
2. Make a list of nice things that your family has done for you recently. On one side of the list there should be a set of negative things. Add up the amount of good things versus bad things and pray that the pros outweigh the cons.
3. Ask your parents some riveting questions so that you can get down to the bottom of any thing that you hae always wanted to figure out. Ask them things like have they ever considered abortion, used illegal substances or been in and out of jail. Do they love money a little too much? Ask if they are complusive gamblers, alcoholics, or pedophiles. Go on....I dare you to ask. And if they want to ignore ou keep asking until they explode and finally release what they wanted to hide. For those of you who do not want to ask, just write the word "pussy" on your forehead.
4. If you have siblings it may be even worse for you. Have you ever realized how much of a bastard your brothers can be? How much of a bitch your sister can be? Sometimes the collective stupidity of your idiot siblings is enough to make you want to kick some ass. They are always competing for attention or they use your shit without asking or whatever. You may have the brother who does everything right and always gets praised. You may have the sister who always gets what she wants and you get the scraps. Whatever the reason may be, siblings can be the ultimate pain in the ass.
5. Let's not forget about cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents or distant relatives. A visit to their place may make you realize just how backwards they are. Maybe you can put two and two togther and realize why your mother is so mouch of a bitch. Maybe you see why your dad is so much of n ass. A visit to your other relatives is like some sort of time wrap. Or maybe it's more like visiting another panet.
6. Some of you may wonder why I put such a negative post on here. Well the fact is that no one has a family that hasn't fucked up some where along the line. No family is perfect, and some families are far worst than others. Some families are so screwed up that they are more of a wolf pack with the alpha male or female trying to call the shots. If you hate this post, I really don't give a rat's ass. No one forced you to read it dipshit.
7. Do you like your friends, classmates, coworkers, complete strangers or another family more than your own?
If you think that your family has serious issues than don't hesitate to post a comment below. After all, what are blogs for?
BLAM!
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
ROUND 2 AMERICAN ANIMATION vs JAPANESE ANIMATION
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If your big on animation from either nation than surely this argument will come up. Doesn't matter if u are a geek, otaku, nerd, avid collector, or someone who is just generally interested in the two. Competition like this is like Batman vs Superman (Batman wins of course) Pepsi vs Coke (Pepsi) or Stupidity vs Retardation (they both lose). Anyway it doesn't matter at the end of the day which one you choose both of them have their strengths and weaknesses.
AIMING
Let's size up the competitors shall we? In one corner we have a strong super hero based muscular rock 'em sock 'em fighter born in the early 1900's. Things really didn't start to go until the late 1930's when the appearance of certain notable characters started to show up. Before long we had a industry where web slingers and cape wearers save us all from disaster. The golden age of American comics. Not to mention the rising popularity of the Peanuts and Scooby Doo, and Spiderman. Then the eighties came along and with it TMNT, He Man, Ghostbusters, Inspector Gadget and others came to the party. The nineties were the last great period of American animation if you are only counting Saturday Morning 2D cartoons. Marvel's arsenal was just about unmatched, X-Men, Iron Man and the Hulk, the Fantastic Four! What about Dennis the Menace, Eek the Cat, Ren and Stimpy, G.I. Joe, The Justice League and Warner Brothers Animaniacs? Not to mention classic Loony Tunes! Other great accomplishments include Toy Story, The Increables, Beauty and The Beast, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Jungle Book, Lady and The Tramp, The Rescuers, and many many more. And later at night we got the Simpsons, Family Guy, Bevis and Buthead, South Park, The Venture Brothers, The Critic and King of the Hill.
In the other corner, from the land of the rising sun we are treated to large eyes, tiny noses, shiny hair, and other weird body proportions. We're talking about a style that was originally influenced by America before breaking off and creating it's own unique style. Before long Astro Boy and Gigantor ruled the day. They were followed by Lupin the 3rd and Mobile Suit Gundam. Somewhere along the line an explosion occurred and manga was everywhere. Everybody in Japan was reading it. Out came Akira, Dragonball/ Z, Ranma one half....hell you know what I mean! Once the nineties hit we were treated to Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Evangelion, and the every so annoying Pokemon. Later on, Full Metal Panic/ Alchemist, Eureka Seven, Black Lagoon, Afro Samurai and other titles lined up on our shelves. FLCL, Azumanga Daioh, Fruits Basket, Gunslinger Girl, Battle Angel Alita, and Tenchi Muyo!They even pushed out the American Saturday morning cartoons. Yu-gi-Oh, and the relative of the annoying Pokemon, Digimon, Monster Rancher, and Sonic X? Anime released it's own movies, some from Bleach, Transformers and Naruto, along with Ghost in the Shell, Princess Mononoke, Metropolis and Spirited Away.
So, who's the ultimate winner of this bout?
AND FIRE
AMERICAN PROS: Controversy generates attention and some of the stuff that I've seen from the American workhorse is funny, funny, funny. Watching some of this stuff is like watching stand up comedians do their thing. How many time have you burst out laughing when Homer did something stupid again(The Simpsons), or you cant understand what Boomhower(King of the Hill) said or Kenny died yet again(South Park)?
America takes the lead in 3D animation. A slew of such movies are enjoyed by just everybody! (Finding Nemo. Shrek and Monsters Inc.)
AMERICAN CONS: Americans seem to think that animation is only for kids to a certain extent. Anytime the mere concept of a bunch of drawn wiggly cartoon characters jump on screen the assumption is that it's kid's stuff. Then South Park, the PJ's, and Family Guy came along and some people Had the nerve 2 b outraged. Everybody doesn't want to see a show about cute cuddly characters all the time. We need some adult content too! They need to bring Stripperila or whatever the name of it was back on the air.
How many American cartoons are ACTION or ADVENTURE oriented? Why not some serious DRAMA or SCIENCE FICTION? America animation and comic books are dominated by COMEDY or SUPERHEROS. Everyone is trying to save the damn world. Exceptions might be the Punisher, Heavy Metal, stuff from Image or Dark Horse. At least offer more variety when this stuff hits the mainstream!
JAPANESE PROS: For one thing, age makes no difference in Japan. EVERYBODY reads manga. On trains, at libraries, at work, at home wherever and whoever can get a piece of the action. Age and gender make no great difference.
There is also variety in Anime. It seems like the weirdest and most zany things can happen(Hare + Guu). Sometimes the content is up there with young adult material. Violence(Black Lagoon), Scantily Clad Heroines(Burst Angel), and philosophy(Ghost in the Shell). Heck they even have nudity in children's programs because the cultural differences!
JAPANESE CONS: This may not be Japan's fault directly, but can some of these anime title get any more expensive?
Some Anime endings are so weird and left wide open you are wondering what the hell you are watching. That made no sense! So what happens to the main character now? Does he live happily ever after?
There is also this annoying feature where the dialogue wont make any sense. Usually this is present in older anime. I don't know if the people who dubbed are to blame but it usually makes you sratch your head. Was that suppose to be a joke? (The Irresistible Captain Tyler) Why was the same question asked twice?(Trigun) Why do anime characters make a lot of grunts, and groans or full blown yelling?(Dragonball Z, but common all around) Sometimes there is just a staring contest.
I know there's more but that's all I got 4 now. This battle is still going on strong. Who do you think is the winner?
BLAM!
If your big on animation from either nation than surely this argument will come up. Doesn't matter if u are a geek, otaku, nerd, avid collector, or someone who is just generally interested in the two. Competition like this is like Batman vs Superman (Batman wins of course) Pepsi vs Coke (Pepsi) or Stupidity vs Retardation (they both lose). Anyway it doesn't matter at the end of the day which one you choose both of them have their strengths and weaknesses.
AIMING
Let's size up the competitors shall we? In one corner we have a strong super hero based muscular rock 'em sock 'em fighter born in the early 1900's. Things really didn't start to go until the late 1930's when the appearance of certain notable characters started to show up. Before long we had a industry where web slingers and cape wearers save us all from disaster. The golden age of American comics. Not to mention the rising popularity of the Peanuts and Scooby Doo, and Spiderman. Then the eighties came along and with it TMNT, He Man, Ghostbusters, Inspector Gadget and others came to the party. The nineties were the last great period of American animation if you are only counting Saturday Morning 2D cartoons. Marvel's arsenal was just about unmatched, X-Men, Iron Man and the Hulk, the Fantastic Four! What about Dennis the Menace, Eek the Cat, Ren and Stimpy, G.I. Joe, The Justice League and Warner Brothers Animaniacs? Not to mention classic Loony Tunes! Other great accomplishments include Toy Story, The Increables, Beauty and The Beast, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Jungle Book, Lady and The Tramp, The Rescuers, and many many more. And later at night we got the Simpsons, Family Guy, Bevis and Buthead, South Park, The Venture Brothers, The Critic and King of the Hill.
In the other corner, from the land of the rising sun we are treated to large eyes, tiny noses, shiny hair, and other weird body proportions. We're talking about a style that was originally influenced by America before breaking off and creating it's own unique style. Before long Astro Boy and Gigantor ruled the day. They were followed by Lupin the 3rd and Mobile Suit Gundam. Somewhere along the line an explosion occurred and manga was everywhere. Everybody in Japan was reading it. Out came Akira, Dragonball/ Z, Ranma one half....hell you know what I mean! Once the nineties hit we were treated to Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Evangelion, and the every so annoying Pokemon. Later on, Full Metal Panic/ Alchemist, Eureka Seven, Black Lagoon, Afro Samurai and other titles lined up on our shelves. FLCL, Azumanga Daioh, Fruits Basket, Gunslinger Girl, Battle Angel Alita, and Tenchi Muyo!They even pushed out the American Saturday morning cartoons. Yu-gi-Oh, and the relative of the annoying Pokemon, Digimon, Monster Rancher, and Sonic X? Anime released it's own movies, some from Bleach, Transformers and Naruto, along with Ghost in the Shell, Princess Mononoke, Metropolis and Spirited Away.
So, who's the ultimate winner of this bout?
AND FIRE
AMERICAN PROS: Controversy generates attention and some of the stuff that I've seen from the American workhorse is funny, funny, funny. Watching some of this stuff is like watching stand up comedians do their thing. How many time have you burst out laughing when Homer did something stupid again(The Simpsons), or you cant understand what Boomhower(King of the Hill) said or Kenny died yet again(South Park)?
America takes the lead in 3D animation. A slew of such movies are enjoyed by just everybody! (Finding Nemo. Shrek and Monsters Inc.)
AMERICAN CONS: Americans seem to think that animation is only for kids to a certain extent. Anytime the mere concept of a bunch of drawn wiggly cartoon characters jump on screen the assumption is that it's kid's stuff. Then South Park, the PJ's, and Family Guy came along and some people Had the nerve 2 b outraged. Everybody doesn't want to see a show about cute cuddly characters all the time. We need some adult content too! They need to bring Stripperila or whatever the name of it was back on the air.
How many American cartoons are ACTION or ADVENTURE oriented? Why not some serious DRAMA or SCIENCE FICTION? America animation and comic books are dominated by COMEDY or SUPERHEROS. Everyone is trying to save the damn world. Exceptions might be the Punisher, Heavy Metal, stuff from Image or Dark Horse. At least offer more variety when this stuff hits the mainstream!
JAPANESE PROS: For one thing, age makes no difference in Japan. EVERYBODY reads manga. On trains, at libraries, at work, at home wherever and whoever can get a piece of the action. Age and gender make no great difference.
There is also variety in Anime. It seems like the weirdest and most zany things can happen(Hare + Guu). Sometimes the content is up there with young adult material. Violence(Black Lagoon), Scantily Clad Heroines(Burst Angel), and philosophy(Ghost in the Shell). Heck they even have nudity in children's programs because the cultural differences!
JAPANESE CONS: This may not be Japan's fault directly, but can some of these anime title get any more expensive?
Some Anime endings are so weird and left wide open you are wondering what the hell you are watching. That made no sense! So what happens to the main character now? Does he live happily ever after?
There is also this annoying feature where the dialogue wont make any sense. Usually this is present in older anime. I don't know if the people who dubbed are to blame but it usually makes you sratch your head. Was that suppose to be a joke? (The Irresistible Captain Tyler) Why was the same question asked twice?(Trigun) Why do anime characters make a lot of grunts, and groans or full blown yelling?(Dragonball Z, but common all around) Sometimes there is just a staring contest.
I know there's more but that's all I got 4 now. This battle is still going on strong. Who do you think is the winner?
BLAM!
Friday, October 21, 2011
ROUND 1 JOBS
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I want 2 c a show of hands....how many of u r tired of looking for a freakin' job? Are u tired of looking 4 a better job or r u currently jobless and shit out of luck? Well if u meet these "qualifications" and u have the "requirements" that at least hit the minimum of frustration, hopelessness, and apathy than by all means READ ON!
AIMING....
Not that I am currently 1 of those people out of work, but trust me I know how ugly shit can get when you've been looking for work 4 a while. Boy o boy the things that fly out of an employers mouth and ass when they tell u that the job opening is no longer available or someone else came along and magically took what was rightfully yours. I sympathize....really I do! U c, all of these employers right now are goning ape shit over the 200+ applications they get 4 1 job opening. Gee, 200+ jobs, one position available, now u do the math 199 mother fuckers wont be very happy. And here we have the conspiracy theorists, the economic experts, and the fortune tellers predicting that we r about 2 enter a second version of the Great Depression! Weeeee.....I can hardly wait!
But seriously, how many of u r tired of staring at a computer screen ALL DAY? How many of u r tired of the RIGGED 9 to 5 rat race so that u can pay your bills? How many of u r stuck in shitty jobs where no one seems to appreciate what u do? Well, this job market....if u can call it that has seen better days! And to think, I heard that we r actually in a recovery right now. Someone in Washington is pulling some sick fucking prank because there is NO recovery going on!
AND FIRE!
Have u ever noticed any of this bullshit?
1. Those stupid questionnaires and assessments that take place after a online application is completed- Talk about a complete fucking waste of time! What is the point of these questions? They ask such things like "Do u prefer to work alone....You generally got good grades in school....All of your friends ask you for advice 1st....Your supervisor was generally someone that you could depend on. Bullshit! This is simply your opinion versus the company opinion. So what if u like to work alone or in teams? So what if u got good or bad grades in school GPA, has little to do with work performance. They need to take this shit away ASAP
2. Knowing that u r qualified for a job and still not getting the job!- Are u serious? U took the time to apply for it and u can do it with a blindfold on and your hands behind your back! U mean 2 tell me some other mother fucker came out no where and just snatched up that job like fat man in a pastery joint? Ain't that a bitch!
3. A low end job with too many requirements- Ever see those section eight housing jobs with a million requirements but offers u few benefits and a very low wage. People we have modern slavery in this nation if u sign up for that!
4. Employers don't call back- Here u r leaving all of your contact info and the assholes cant even call u back 2 let u know if u got the job or not! U were damn near ready 2 send smoke signals just to get some attention so that u could have the job faster and they cant take 5 minutes to say "Hi"!
5. Everyone else magically has a job but u!- Ever notice that your friends, family and total strangers seem to have everything they need but u go without? Strange shit I say!
6. U never committed a crime- filled out the application accurately, and sent in a well constructed resume/cover letter. Here u are pulling out all the big guns with nothing that can possibly hold you back and your still not moving on.
7.U lack experience- Fuck it!
8. U have experience but still can't get the job- Double Fuck it!
9. The job is nothing like u thought it was going to b once u finally get it- Too boring? Too slow? Too little money? Too little respect? Too much work? Too easy? Too hard? Too dirty, thankless, and unfurfilling? TOO BAD!
10. Work sucks anyway- Damn straight it is. Unless u r at your dream job or currently working to get there, work is the number one killer of dreams. I think the whole system is rigged anyway and employment is just another form of modern day slavery regardless of skin color.
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go back and talk shit with the other slaves so that the asswipe boss will THINK that we r at work....sucker.
Good luck finding something worth while in this shithole economy!
BLAM!
I want 2 c a show of hands....how many of u r tired of looking for a freakin' job? Are u tired of looking 4 a better job or r u currently jobless and shit out of luck? Well if u meet these "qualifications" and u have the "requirements" that at least hit the minimum of frustration, hopelessness, and apathy than by all means READ ON!
AIMING....
Not that I am currently 1 of those people out of work, but trust me I know how ugly shit can get when you've been looking for work 4 a while. Boy o boy the things that fly out of an employers mouth and ass when they tell u that the job opening is no longer available or someone else came along and magically took what was rightfully yours. I sympathize....really I do! U c, all of these employers right now are goning ape shit over the 200+ applications they get 4 1 job opening. Gee, 200+ jobs, one position available, now u do the math 199 mother fuckers wont be very happy. And here we have the conspiracy theorists, the economic experts, and the fortune tellers predicting that we r about 2 enter a second version of the Great Depression! Weeeee.....I can hardly wait!
But seriously, how many of u r tired of staring at a computer screen ALL DAY? How many of u r tired of the RIGGED 9 to 5 rat race so that u can pay your bills? How many of u r stuck in shitty jobs where no one seems to appreciate what u do? Well, this job market....if u can call it that has seen better days! And to think, I heard that we r actually in a recovery right now. Someone in Washington is pulling some sick fucking prank because there is NO recovery going on!
AND FIRE!
Have u ever noticed any of this bullshit?
1. Those stupid questionnaires and assessments that take place after a online application is completed- Talk about a complete fucking waste of time! What is the point of these questions? They ask such things like "Do u prefer to work alone....You generally got good grades in school....All of your friends ask you for advice 1st....Your supervisor was generally someone that you could depend on. Bullshit! This is simply your opinion versus the company opinion. So what if u like to work alone or in teams? So what if u got good or bad grades in school GPA, has little to do with work performance. They need to take this shit away ASAP
2. Knowing that u r qualified for a job and still not getting the job!- Are u serious? U took the time to apply for it and u can do it with a blindfold on and your hands behind your back! U mean 2 tell me some other mother fucker came out no where and just snatched up that job like fat man in a pastery joint? Ain't that a bitch!
3. A low end job with too many requirements- Ever see those section eight housing jobs with a million requirements but offers u few benefits and a very low wage. People we have modern slavery in this nation if u sign up for that!
4. Employers don't call back- Here u r leaving all of your contact info and the assholes cant even call u back 2 let u know if u got the job or not! U were damn near ready 2 send smoke signals just to get some attention so that u could have the job faster and they cant take 5 minutes to say "Hi"!
5. Everyone else magically has a job but u!- Ever notice that your friends, family and total strangers seem to have everything they need but u go without? Strange shit I say!
6. U never committed a crime- filled out the application accurately, and sent in a well constructed resume/cover letter. Here u are pulling out all the big guns with nothing that can possibly hold you back and your still not moving on.
7.U lack experience- Fuck it!
8. U have experience but still can't get the job- Double Fuck it!
9. The job is nothing like u thought it was going to b once u finally get it- Too boring? Too slow? Too little money? Too little respect? Too much work? Too easy? Too hard? Too dirty, thankless, and unfurfilling? TOO BAD!
10. Work sucks anyway- Damn straight it is. Unless u r at your dream job or currently working to get there, work is the number one killer of dreams. I think the whole system is rigged anyway and employment is just another form of modern day slavery regardless of skin color.
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go back and talk shit with the other slaves so that the asswipe boss will THINK that we r at work....sucker.
Good luck finding something worth while in this shithole economy!
BLAM!
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