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Are you tired of the bullshit that your family shoves down your throat? The crap that you have to put up with just to get along with the pesky mother fuckers? Enough fights and disputes to make an insane asylum look like a picnic? Well do tell! I've heard so many people say some shit about their families that sort of makes you wonder what the deal is. So if you happen to be one of those people than feel free to share your horrible experience.
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I once heard about one guy who hasn't spoken to his family in over thirty years! They must have done SOMETHING to that poor man. Another person officially disowned hers. Things got so bad that she litterally said enough is enough. Because she sevred those ties, they can't get to her ever again. Seems like most people who hate their families are just whinny teenagers who have yet to really learn anything. So I don't like to know about their stories, most teens are just going through a "phase". However, if you are older and your family has been a burden for what seems like the time you came out of the womb, now that is something else entirely.
You see people easily forget the fact that your family is human as well. They may say that they support you and that they will care for you, but be forwarned- no one is perfect. We would all like to sit here and think that our family will protect us, support us, and praise us but you should always prepare to be dissappointed. SERIOUSLY. Human beings in general are foolish and full of crap and your family is no different.
Try to think about all of the empty promises, all of the lies or buried secrets, all of the treachery and backstabbing that you had to endure. Family my ass, if you start out with a family that can't treat you well than obviously you aren'tgonna be the most happy S.O.B. around. Your family will put the biggest influence on you and if they not only screwd up at the beginning but CONTINUE to do so well into your post teen years then something is very wrong indeed.
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1. Never forget that your family are people first and as such they will probably satisfy their own needs before yours. Be weary of bullshit answers when you ask for something simple.
2. Make a list of nice things that your family has done for you recently. On one side of the list there should be a set of negative things. Add up the amount of good things versus bad things and pray that the pros outweigh the cons.
3. Ask your parents some riveting questions so that you can get down to the bottom of any thing that you hae always wanted to figure out. Ask them things like have they ever considered abortion, used illegal substances or been in and out of jail. Do they love money a little too much? Ask if they are complusive gamblers, alcoholics, or pedophiles. Go on....I dare you to ask. And if they want to ignore ou keep asking until they explode and finally release what they wanted to hide. For those of you who do not want to ask, just write the word "pussy" on your forehead.
4. If you have siblings it may be even worse for you. Have you ever realized how much of a bastard your brothers can be? How much of a bitch your sister can be? Sometimes the collective stupidity of your idiot siblings is enough to make you want to kick some ass. They are always competing for attention or they use your shit without asking or whatever. You may have the brother who does everything right and always gets praised. You may have the sister who always gets what she wants and you get the scraps. Whatever the reason may be, siblings can be the ultimate pain in the ass.
5. Let's not forget about cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents or distant relatives. A visit to their place may make you realize just how backwards they are. Maybe you can put two and two togther and realize why your mother is so mouch of a bitch. Maybe you see why your dad is so much of n ass. A visit to your other relatives is like some sort of time wrap. Or maybe it's more like visiting another panet.
6. Some of you may wonder why I put such a negative post on here. Well the fact is that no one has a family that hasn't fucked up some where along the line. No family is perfect, and some families are far worst than others. Some families are so screwed up that they are more of a wolf pack with the alpha male or female trying to call the shots. If you hate this post, I really don't give a rat's ass. No one forced you to read it dipshit.
7. Do you like your friends, classmates, coworkers, complete strangers or another family more than your own?
If you think that your family has serious issues than don't hesitate to post a comment below. After all, what are blogs for?
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